Wednesday, 19 May 2010


I've cancelled the alarm clock, timed an egg, looked at the weather forecast, played a game, checked my e-mails, tweeted, read the Guardian app, played another game, translated something from French, checked the M4 for traffic, checked the train times, perused my online diary, listened to the radio, chosen a recipe, put the ingredients on the notepad, cheated at crosswords with the thesaurus, sent a text, surfed the web, checked some bird song (it was a goldfinch), and used the calculator.
Why am I still standing here looking at this thing?  It's not as if I'm dependent on it or anything!

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